my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
Once I was with my friend and I said I wish there was sweaters for feet and then she screamed
it's possible to be feminine even though you have short hair.